ALL MY TESTS AND PAPERS AND SHIT ARE DONE FOR THIS WEEK. SO FUCK EVERYONE, FUCK THIS WEEK, AND FUCK EVERYONE IN THIS WEEK. I’M GONNA SIT DOWN AND HAVE A BATTLEFIELD MARATHON WITH A GLASS OF ARIZONA GREEN TEA AND ENJOY WHAT LITTLE ALONE TIME I GET BEFORE I GO HOME FOR SPRING BREAK FUCK
I have the worst of luck with females. It’s like, “Wow, you’re ridiculously attractive.” Then BAM. They’re 15 and you’re suddenly a pedophile.