I don’t mean to sound stand offish… I just haven’t been flirted with, seriously, for so long.
I don’t know what to say, or how to act. I probably forgot how to kiss too, holy shit.
Oh lord. I’m crawling under a rock and buying a vibrator.
Hussein Chalayan A/W 13
(Source: halogenic)
Maybe I should build PCs for a job on the side. But who the hell wants that on campus hmm
Beyonce’s trying to make Spirit Bomb, guys watch out
#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.
is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator
yes
(Source: internetwhore)
“do you have a girlfriend?”
“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”
(Source: punkasfrick)