littlleone:

They’re little pussies in fancy capes that die from everything any anything.

I’ll tell you what’s fucking scary, werewolves.

What kills or harms a vampires?Uh, how about we list what doesn’t, would be a shorter list.

They scream like little girls around garlic, they can’t stomach a little wood to the heart, they can’t cross moving water, they can’t enter a home unless invited, they have to sleep in their own soil coffin, they’ll die in sunlight, and the list goes on and on. Fucking pathetic, Twilight vampire are scarier. 

What kills a werewolf?

A silver bullet or knife.

Do you know how much of a markup silver is right now? Fucking expensive. Have fun crafting a bullet or knife out of silver while the werewolf tears your neck out.

Yeah, they go away in the daylight too, but they don’t DIE in the sun, they sit and wait and watch you until they get another go at your tender neck.

Cross a river or go inside your home to get away from a vampire, how do you get away from a werewolf? YOU FUCKING DON’T. THAT’S HOW.

Werewolves hunt, they stalk, they wait. They can’t be won over by love, or reason. They are 200 or more lbs of hungry beasts, they have no working mind other then to kill eat and survive.

FUCK.

/whyIamsoshitscarredofwerewolvesinsteadofvampires

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    This post totally made my night. Hilarious.
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