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jellyworms-and-alcohol:

Is not the Zombies from Resident Evil, or the Juggernauts in Call of Duty

The Ultimate enemy in the gaming world is this bastard:

These pigs are possibly the most annoying and infuriating creatures I have come across in any game ever.

Despite appearing harmless and having no attack abilities, these pigs are able to stand in the most irritating and unreachable places known to man (perhaps the word standing was wrong, the bitches have no legs after all)

But to add to this, sometimes they can suspend themselves from stupidly high balloons, sometimes they wear little helmets to spare themselves from the ton of wood that just fell on their head, and sometimes they even wear sombreros and cowboy hats. That’s right. These pigs have wardrobes bigger than Gok Wans.

And what are we given to fight this menace? White birds that can’t hit a target, green birds that boomerang back on themselves and blue birds to split and deal with ice.

THEY’RE WOODEN AND STONE STRUCTURES, ICE BIRDS ARE RUBBISH

Rant over