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I knoowwww right?! I can’t help but watch it for the thousandth time XD

lifes-notagame:

the one annoying thing about skyrim is you have to keep saving it, just wastes time!-.-

change the autosave to like every 5 min in the menu. it works for me since I tend to die a lot on Master XD

gamingconfessions:

29. People that play Skyrim only say ‘It’s the best game ever! OMG! herp derp’  because they’ve never played any Monster Hunter title. The best game isn’t that one that everyone talks about. The best game is the one that makes you think: ‘I could play this in any graphics, in any console, at any age of my life.’ Please learn this once and for all!

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You know if the graphics sucked in Skyrim (which they don’t), I’d still play it. Not because everyone else is, but because I like it. I’m a sucker for games that keep me busy, and this does a great job of doing that. 

I don’t see what the problem is for liking this game.

littlleone:

They’re little pussies in fancy capes that die from everything any anything.

I’ll tell you what’s fucking scary, werewolves.

What kills or harms a vampires?Uh, how about we list what doesn’t, would be a shorter list.

They scream like little girls around garlic, they can’t stomach a little wood to the heart, they can’t cross moving water, they can’t enter a home unless invited, they have to sleep in their own soil coffin, they’ll die in sunlight, and the list goes on and on. Fucking pathetic, Twilight vampire are scarier. 

What kills a werewolf?

A silver bullet or knife.

Do you know how much of a markup silver is right now? Fucking expensive. Have fun crafting a bullet or knife out of silver while the werewolf tears your neck out.

Yeah, they go away in the daylight too, but they don’t DIE in the sun, they sit and wait and watch you until they get another go at your tender neck.

Cross a river or go inside your home to get away from a vampire, how do you get away from a werewolf? YOU FUCKING DON’T. THAT’S HOW.

Werewolves hunt, they stalk, they wait. They can’t be won over by love, or reason. They are 200 or more lbs of hungry beasts, they have no working mind other then to kill eat and survive.

FUCK.

/whyIamsoshitscarredofwerewolvesinsteadofvampires

Sometimes I have seemingly decent ideas for stuff to write. And then I wonder if they’re already taken. :<

I’m not gonna sit here and proclaim that I’m the best person/friend ever, because clearly I’m not. I know that. What I will say is that it absolutely sucks that I sit here and watch you fawn over someone else like a puppy. You’re probably sitting there like, “well I did it before so, blah blah.” Sure, I’m aware. Now. But it isn’t like I ever tried pushing it in your face after knowing how you feel (not saying you’re doing it on purpose though).

But I digress. If you wanna go along and be happy and merry with someone else, go ahead. Who you love is your business. Why should I care, right? You’re happy. That’s all that matters. You do you, and I’ll just do whatever. I’ll manage…eventually. So while you’re lying down behind me doing whatever it is you’re doing right now (sleeping, thinking, etc.), I’ll be here attempting to gather my thoughts and keep my emotions in check while waiting for this pizza to fucking come. I’ll try to be a little happier.

Key word: try.

No one likes a Negative Nancy.

what, gamefreak??

That was disappointing

princessswaggerjacker:

why these staff wannabes sending me asks????????

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