i don’t like your clothes take them off

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5 minutes ago on August 1st, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

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MBTI most accurate descriptions


ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable. 

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time. 

ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score. 

ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs. 

ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool. 

ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.

ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame. 

ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying. 

ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.

ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.

ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving. 

ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results. 

INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke. 

INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly. 

INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.

9 minutes ago on August 1st, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

KAMA SUTRA For Each Zodiac Sign!
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53 minutes ago on August 1st, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

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Zelda: Ocarina of Time Speedrun in 18:10 by Cosmo [WR] [commentated]

Cosmo Wright breaks OoT Any% for the foreseeable future. Possibly forever.

This is it, guys. Unless there’s another glitch found in the game, this is the literal end of Ocarina of Time Any% (so far). I’m really proud of this, because he’s been working on it for a while, not to mention he got super emotional after the run was over. Definitely looking forward to his future projects.

57 minutes ago on August 1st, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE


my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

1 hour ago on August 1st, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE


it’s going to be so bad my Inquisitor is just going to be inside the Skyhold changing the stones on the floor or switching drapes or trying to put up her latest wolf pet along with all the others in an artistic fashion and Cullen’s going to be like ‘Um, another fade hole just opened up right above us we should do something’ and my Inquisitor is going to be like ‘omg yes it’s giving this place the best lighting right now this is so hot’ 

2 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE
2 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

Tom and Jerry: Springtime for Thomas (1946)

Tom and Jerry: Springtime for Thomas (1946)

2 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE